"oH My Gawd, mum. So Stacey an' me were all like, walkin' down'a street all chill and shit holding hands and drinking from our Starbucks, you know? So anyway, this kid that goes to the school walked by and he's TOTALLY gorgeous. Like, drop-dead-eat-your-toes-naked HEAVENLY and Stacey giggles and he has the audacity to turn and wink at HER! I was the one that told her to get a load of his ass! It's not fair! Make daddy make him go out with me. Please? I'll love you forever..." said Anonymous
IF I’M DEAD HOW DO I EAT MY TOES.
i want Twelve to swear a lot but i want the TARDIS to be conscious of it and basically put a swear filter on him so every time he says a bad word it comes out as a made up ten-year-old swear
you are a beautiful human being
In the Victorian era, hand-fans were used not only to cool oneself but also as a secret way to communicate the language of love. For example, by running one’s fingers through the fan’s ribs, one is trying to say, "I want to talk to you." The enigmatic language of the fan was widely used by both men and women.
I. A fan placed near the heart.
"You have won my love."
II. A closed fan touching the right eye.
"When may I be allowed to see you?"
III. A closed fan moved threateningly.
"Do not act so impudently!"
IV. A half-opened fan pressed to the lips.
"You may kiss me."
V. Covering the left ear with an open fan.
"Do not betray my secret."
VI. Hiding the eyes behind an open fan.
"I love you."
VII. Shutting a fully open fan slowly.
"I promise to marry you."
VIII. Fanning oneself slowly.
"I am married."
IX. Letting one’s fan rest on the right cheek or the left.
"Yes" and "No", interchangeably.
X. Opening and closing the fan several times.
"You are cruel."
XI. Fan in front of the face.
XII. Twirling the fan in the left hand.
"We are being watched."
XIII. Fan held over left ear.
"I wish to be rid of you."
XIV. Carrying an open fan in the left hand.
"Come and talk to me."
XV. Opening a fan wide.
"Wait for me."
XVI. Placing the fan behind the head with finger.
[Artwork: Secret, by Lee Yun-hi.]
XVII. Draw fan across eyes.
"I am sorry."
XVIII.Twirl fan in right hand.
"I love another."
XIX. Carry fan in left hand in front of face.
"I desire your acquaintance."
XX. Drop the fan.
"We will be friends."
PRIDE AND PREJUDICE MAKES SENSE. I AM USING THIS YOU LOVELIES.